A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
What a dumb baby whore.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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