I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
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We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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