Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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