You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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