Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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