pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
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can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Randomize