TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
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Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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