idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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