there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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