If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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