im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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