Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I think people are normalizing furries
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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