Are we in a gay sports bar?
Jerry, you need to find god
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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