SEEEEXXX PLEASE
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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