found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
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we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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