yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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