We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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