Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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