Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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