i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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