so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
where am i from again
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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