Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
My vagina is very pro this idea
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