take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
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