Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
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Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I am naked and annoyed.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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