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omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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