You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
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I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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