all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
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i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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