You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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