Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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