I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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