Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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