Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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