all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
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i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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