Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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