I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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