Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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