They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
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I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
its liver damage thursday
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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