Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Holy sore nipples Batman
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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