So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
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Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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