Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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