Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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