bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
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I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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