you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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