Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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