Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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