I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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