Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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