I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
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how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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