Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
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The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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