Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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