Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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