you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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